From Kevin Smith, the acclaimed director of Clerks, comes this outrageous story of two loafers, Jeremy London and Jason Lee, who spend way too much time hanging out at the mall. When Brodie (Lee) is dumped by his girlfriend, Shannen Doherty, he retreats to the mall with his best friend TS (London), whose girlfriend has also left him. Between brooding and visits to the food court, the unmotivated twosome decide to win their girlfriends back with the help of the ultimate delinquents, Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) and Jay (Jason Mewes), whose continuing adventures take the word "nuisance" to a whole new level.
October 20, 1995
That kid is back on the escalator again!
Your maleness amazes me sometimes.
Where do you get those wonderful toys?
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
You have a third nipple?
Adventure, excitement… a Jedi craves not these things.
The bastard’s faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog!
Waste not, want not.