October 20, 1995
That kid is back on the escalator again!
Your maleness amazes me sometimes.
Where do you get those wonderful toys?
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
You have a third nipple?
Adventure, excitement… a Jedi craves not these things.
The bastard’s faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog!
Waste not, want not.