Jason Lee as 'Brodie' and Jeremy London as 'T.S. Quint'
October 20, 1995
That kid is back on the escalator again!
Your maleness amazes me sometimes.
Where do you get those wonderful toys?
Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
You have a third nipple?
Adventure, excitement… a Jedi craves not these things.
The bastard’s faster than Walt Flanagan’s dog!
Waste not, want not.